Wordsmith dee

writer and fangirl

We have horrible luck in this family with small pets. Iron Man, Kiddo’s bird, is dead. I went in there to feed him and to give him fresh water and discovered him dead. Must have happened last night because he sure was talkative yesterday.

So no more small pets for us. I’m really tired of explaining to Kiddo that his hamsters, fish, and now bird is dead.

Thor and Miley were trying to get it on earlier and I lost it. I made Mom and Auntie laugh themselves sick because I was like, “NO THOR YOU MAY NOT HUMP HER! IF I’M NOT GETTIN’ LAID THEN NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE IS AND THAT INCLUDES YOU TWO HORNY MUTTS!”

Additionally Miley is supposed to be fixed, at least that’s what my cousin told me when I got her. Of course I have no proof since my cousin got her from someone else. So until I can ask my great uncle, the vet, to have a look at her, Miley and Thor will not be spending any time together because I don’t need Beagle/whatever the hell Miley is puppies.

And Kiddo is like, “THOR LOVES MILEY!”

And I’m like, “ITS A FORBIDDEN LOVE!”

Which made him say, “You party pooper.”

ITS BEEN AN INTERESTING EVENING SO FAR!

So…Agents of SHIELD? So gooooood. I really loved it. I’m just going to sit here and watch it again.

Didn’t AoS premiere tonight? If it did, then I missed it. So much happened today that had me stressed and I forgot.

I am doing my new phone dance.

Oh yes, my brain says, walking to Mom’s and back would be a great way to exercise!

What my brain forgot was that while coming home was walking downhill, going back to Mom’s was walking uphill and right now my legs really fucking hate me and I’ll be doing it again tomorrow.

Kiddo spending the night with his grandparents means a night of popcorn, action movies cause I want to see stuff explode, and rum.

Popping popcorn would be a lot easier if I remembered to set the microwave to cook instead of defrost.

stevebottoms:

Seriously, this wouldn’t be what it is if it wasn’t for eclecticxdetour help on, well, everything. Credit goes to her for the whole idea and checking for mistakes. I just made the gifset but kudos goes to her.

Chris and Sebastian are members of the local community theater and are in the middle of studying Romeo and Juliet. They have been flirting in class, but they aren’t dating. One evening, Sebastian sees Chris flirting at the bar and gets upset. Chris notices Sebastian and goes after him. He ends up outside of Sebastian’s apartment building, drunkenly misquoting lines from the play. He thinks he’s quiet about the dick thing, but upstairs, in Sebastian’s apartment, he heard and yells from the balcony and to end the nightmare gives Chris permission to come in. (insp.)

I’m losing my battle against sleep. I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to remember why I needed to get up but my brain keeps going ‘sleeeeeeeeeeeep’ and I think maybe I dozed off too.

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

shazrolane:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics

in-exxhale:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

in-exxhale:

icy-brunette:

lailuna:

I HAVE WAITED MY LIFE TO FIND THIS OMG I CAN’T I JUST CAN’T

so much swag in 3 people

your lying if you say you don’t need this on your blog 

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

princessofthewhitemoon:

alsoartsistra:

rinpin:

devinchee:

the-writers-ramblings:

xveritaxx:

Hugh Jackman as Gaston in Beauty and the Beast on Broadway

NO ONE STEALS BREAD LIKE GASTON

PAINTS EGGS LIKE GASTON

OR SLICES UP BAD GUYS WITH CLAWS LIKE GASTON

I tried not to reblog this but I couldn’t, not after you just made a Les Miserables, Rise of the Guardians and Wolverine reference.

Holy shit.